“Not today!”

By Diane Rothschild

Thanks to New Jersey Metro Fire Photographer and long-time188金宝搏是正规吗andFire Apparatus & Emergency Equipmentphotographer Ron Jeffers for supplying the funny photos and captions for this installment of the Fire Yenta!

“… and then I broke up with him!”

Self-explanatory!

“I hope the cops don’t catch me taking a donut!”

“Hey, save my house!”

“Not today!”

The Yenta has been on hiatus for quite a while. She begs people for funny fire stories, but most of them (the stories) are too “dirty” or embarrassing to retell, I guess, because nobody sends them in! If you have a funny fire-themed story for the Yenta, please e-mail it toDianeR@PennWell.com.

The Yenta


Diane Rothschild, a 24-year veteran of PennWell Corp., is executive editor of Fire Engineering and conference director of FDIC. She has a B.A. in English communications. She has been a yenta (look it up) for most of her life. If you have a story for the Yenta, e-maildianer@pennwell.com.

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