弗兰克·E·瓦雷维克（Frank E. Vaerewyck），消防屋美食家
实用的笑话是消防室中的普遍做法。有了这么严重的工作，笑是一件好事。我们在消防部门中有一句话：“如果我们不挑选您，我们不喜欢您”，即使这似乎很苛刻，这是事实。FNG（摸索新人）通常是许多笑话，幼稚的恶作剧和剪裁的屁股，但每个人在任何给定时间都很公平。一些消防公司甚至在年度假日聚会或宴会上为今年的最佳笑话颁发了奖项。并非所有这些笑话，幼稚的恶作剧和剪裁都是卑鄙或卑鄙的。尽管有些计划是计划的，但大多数是自发的恶作剧，使每个人都陷入了缝线，包括恶作剧。
The most memorable prank I can remember at the firehouse happened when I was a rookie at Punta Gorda (FL) Fire Department Station 1. Now this prank was planned out and executed perfectly. Most fire stations have metal lockers assigned to each member, and we live out of our locker while we are on duty. These lockers have a latch that a lock can be attached to to secure our goods, and most times we are the only ones with a key. In 1992, the Big Ben alarm clock was very popular and was fashioned with two big bells on the top that rang so loud that it even woke the dead. Now the shift that worked the day before us came up with the bright idea to set one of these behemoth alarm clocks for 2 A.M. and place it in one of those aforementioned lockers.
I can tell you when Big Ben started ringing on that fateful night, everyone in the house was up, and no one was happy. But, when we found where the alarm clock was and that there was no easy access to it to shut it up, well that elevated the disdain we all had for whoever played this prank. Needless to say, the lock and alarm clock did not make it to see 2:10 A.M. As well all sat around the kitchen table, awake as if we had just come from a run, we all had a good laugh. I can remember my lieutenant laughing the loudest and vowing to get them back. Well played my friends, well played.
一个实用的笑话是将家庭聚集在一起的好方法，无论是您的工作家庭还是自然家庭。想象一下，当您家人的脸上带着比基尼线条进入火鸡烘焙师时的惊喜，我的朋友们“把消防站带回家”。玩得开心，享受！
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比基尼线土耳其
1.切出所需形状的铝箔。
2.将火鸡放在烤盘中。
3. Position the foil carefully (see photo).
3. Roast according to your own recipe and serve.
4. Watch your guests’ faces and share a laugh!
弗兰克·瓦雷维克（Frank Vaerewyck）对已经跨越20年的消防服务充满热情。他曾是一名志愿者和职业消防员，目前是Manassas（VA）志愿消防公司的消防员/EMT。他通过指导和指导传递了对消防服务的热情。他对食物的热爱共享了他对消防服务的同样热情。2006年，Vaerewyck赢得了由弗吉尼亚州里士满的广播电台赞助的铁厨师风格的比赛。在这里，他还通过参加烹饪艺术课程来进一步进一步教育。
作为消防屋美食家，他一直在编译食谱，这些食谱将包含在一本食谱中，这将使其他人有机会看到他们的家乡英雄，不仅是消防员，而且是他们真正的消防厨师。
