The JOKER
A Sunday-school teacher once asked : “ What bird is large enough to carry off a man? " Nobody knew; but one little girl suggested " a lark.” And then she explained: “ Mamma said papa wouldn’t be home until Monday, because he had gone off on a lark.
The other day a burglar who was caught by a window falling on him, said to the officer who arrested him; “ But for that window I should have got something." The judge thought it a shame that the burglar should be disappointed, and the enterprising burglar got six months.
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