The JOKER
"Mamma" asked a little girl, “do big flies have sharper feet than little ones?" "No, my child—why?" "Because a great big fly stepped on_____my hand in the garden to-day and his feet hurted lots more than little flies' feet ?"
“Misther, misther,” called a native of Wicklow to an Englishman who had just tied his horse to a telegraph pole. "Ye've hitched your horse to the magnetic telegraph, and ye’ll be in Dublin in two minutes if you don't look out.
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