CALL THE MISSIONARIES HOME

CALL THE MISSIONARIES HOME

“五十年前，”著名的文书权威说，“斐济群岛上没有基督徒。现在没有异教徒。”在道德上，我们可以肯定的是，这位绅士提到了三百年前塔斯曼发现的南太平洋的那片土地，并没有错误地表示哥伦布在两百年前发现的土地。当然，在福音光和宗教特权的土地上，不可能有异教徒。至少这就是我们应该相信的。然而，如果上述声明的绅士从现场获得的知识说出来，那么在这里就有空缺。在这个国家，每天都有犯罪，这将迫使一个不文明的斐济岛民掩饰自己的脸。为了使这种令人震惊的认罪，这些罪行受到社会的宽容。在疯狂的战利品中，人们没有允许他们与追求的目标 - 拥有金钱的目标。例如，如果有必要牺牲一些生命，例如，将一百个女孩和妇女烧死，那就必须这样做。 Sometimes this class of criminals is punished by the imposing of a filty-dollar fine for the offense, and, while this is looked upon as a hardship and a restriction of their "personal liberty,” they manage to bear up under the strain. Courts are manipulated by political Pontius Pilates, and pulpit orators are spending their time Demeaning the fact that poor old Jonah is being defrauded of the royalties on his fish story. Wrangling over the absurdity of a fish with an Intake large enough to swallow a man, and after giving him a free excursion (this is inside information) putting him off at quarantine, from whence he went to preach to the Ninivites, is not conforming to the teachings of the man who wore camel's hair and fed on locust and wild honey. And yet as if to glut the lake market, Alphonse Trinqual, of San Francisco, announces that he has constructed an ark with all the modern improvements, eighty feet in length, thirty foot beam, and "nonsinkable,” preparatory for another great flood which is soon to come. All this goes to prove that the science of Sherlockistry is broadening out to embrace all classes, and that the harvest is ripe for the missionary who has finished his work in the Fiji Islands.

“五十年前，”著名的文书权威说，“斐济群岛上没有基督徒。现在没有异教徒。”在道德上，我们可以肯定的是，这位绅士提到了三百年前塔斯曼发现的南太平洋的那片土地，并没有错误地表示哥伦布在两百年前发现的土地。当然，在福音光和宗教特权的土地上，不可能有异教徒。至少这就是我们应该相信的。然而，如果上述声明的绅士从现场获得的知识说出来，那么在这里就有空缺。在这个国家，每天都有犯罪，这将迫使一个不文明的斐济岛民掩饰自己的脸。为了使这种令人震惊的认罪，这些罪行受到社会的宽容。在疯狂的战利品中，人们没有允许他们与追求的目标 - 拥有金钱的目标。例如，如果有必要牺牲一些生命，例如，将一百个女孩和妇女烧死，那就必须这样做。 Sometimes this class of criminals is punished by the imposing of a filty-dollar fine for the offense, and, while this is looked upon as a hardship and a restriction of their "personal liberty,” they manage to bear up under the strain. Courts are manipulated by political Pontius Pilates, and pulpit orators are spending their time Demeaning the fact that poor old Jonah is being defrauded of the royalties on his fish story. Wrangling over the absurdity of a fish with an Intake large enough to swallow a man, and after giving him a free excursion (this is inside information) putting him off at quarantine, from whence he went to preach to the Ninivites, is not conforming to the teachings of the man who wore camel's hair and fed on locust and wild honey. And yet as if to glut the lake market, Alphonse Trinqual, of San Francisco, announces that he has constructed an ark with all the modern improvements, eighty feet in length, thirty foot beam, and "nonsinkable,” preparatory for another great flood which is soon to come. All this goes to prove that the science of Sherlockistry is broadening out to embrace all classes, and that the harvest is ripe for the missionary who has finished his work in the Fiji Islands.