The JOKER
An exchange tells of an irate parent who attempted to kick one of his daughter’s admirers off the front steps, but missed him by two feet. Any man who attempts to kick with two feet ought to and is sure to miss.
Said one lawyer, with great contempt, before he understood the “reservoir’s” function: “How many glasses of lager beer can you drink at one time?" The spotter had just spoken of having had six glasses of lager in one morning. "One,” was the answer, and the audience laughed without any reprimand.
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